..a cUte stOry..

..der was a guy planned 2 marry his mentally retarded gf..
..d guy said.."al dis tym..i know det i've already fall inluv with yOu and i just want u 2 know that i rily love u.. will u marry me??"
..d girl laugh and replied.. "are u crAzy?? al dis tym, all i want 2 marry is spongebob.."
..disappointed.. d gUy lookEd at hEr and criEd..
..d gurl saw his tears.. and wipE it..
..d gUrl sAid.. "wOuld u be my spOngEbOb..???"

EASY MONEY!!

It hapenned last Thursday, I came to city and I met there a highschool friend. We decided to go to a computer shop to paly our favorite game Counter Strike. After we played, he asked me if I play Cabal Online. I said yes and he opened his account with a character level 150. Suddenly, a guy looked and went near of us. The guy asked if my friend is willing to sell his account. They talked at least 10 minutes and my friend agree at a price of 5000 pesos. I said, "Wow! at price of 5000 pesos?". I smiled at him and asked, "How much did you spent for that account?" He also smiled and said, "at amount of 2000 pesos." We left the computer shop and walked. While we are walking, one thing comes on my mind."If all the people were being influenced by computer games, maybe there will have no people lived in a sad and poor life. Hahahaha.

BANANA SPLIT!!

This morning, i woke up early because I have to make my project. So I decided to go to my aunty's house to use thier computer. At the house, my brother was cooking friend banana. I went to the kitchen fast and BLOG!! I fell o the floor because of the banana peeling on the floor. My butt bounces 2 times.... Hahaha..... That's terrible!..... My brother laugh and laugh and laugh....I sat near the table and drank a glass of water..My brother still laugh and laugh...Suddenly my little cousin went to kitchen to have some fried banana..My brother didn't notice that another banana peeling dropped on the floor because of my cousin..And in a count of 1, 2, 3, another BLOG!!.. My brother also fell on the floor...Hahaha.. Now it's my time to laugh... Hahahaha.... Eventhough my butt is still aching, I can't stop laughing... But think of it?? Just a little thing can do that embarrasing and terrible thing?? Haha.. Now I can say that all the things here on Earth has it's own strength and weaknesses......The size is not the BASIS......

My DOGGY is like a MONKEY!!

Famous health phrase: "An apple a day keep the doctors away". True, but is an understatement if my dog is made to choose..Hahaha.... Why? Because banana is it's favorite... Banana 3x a day keeps my dog happy and healthy.. I remember last friday, my mother give a food to my dog, it ate only the banana...But I wonder why it is so healthy eventhough it ate only the banana...The day passed and I was surprised because my dog was on chico tree...Weird but funny..Hahahaha... Even if it was on the low part of the tree, it is still a tree....One thing comes on my mind, maybe my dog changed it's soul and transferred into a monkey soul with it's dog appearance... Hahahaha.. Or maybe it is the effect of the banana.. But it is funny to think that there's a dog whose favorite is banana and take a note, climbing on a tree.... Hahahaaha... Good day!

Just a few tips:
Did you know that banana has four times the protein, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals to an apple??? Well it's true!!! Just think of it...